The Jerky Boys Quake CLan

The Jerky Boys Quake Clan
thecave.dyn.ml.org

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Meet the Clan

Uncle Freddy (Mike Schriber): You may kill Uncle Freddy but he won't need Kissel's help to beat your head in with a ratchet. His plumbing is leaking and he's pissed. What the hell is taking you people so long? He dosn't have time to waste waiting for people to frag. His rockets will be tearing the ass out of you before you know what's going on!

Tarbash (Scott Vock): Hello my friend! The Egyptian Magician has a magic trick for you! First he stab you with ax, then he punch his rocket launcher and it fire into your chest. Then he maul you with mountain cat and choke some of your clan members. He's the best!

Frank Rizzo (Alex Okun): Half his rocket launchers are broken! It's always a problem with you people. He's VERY angry and he'll take it out on you!

Louie Rocco (Jeff Schriber): Why he do these things to you? You're new to this game and he hit you and curse you. Then you wake up and your pants are unbuttoned. You won't even be able to chew gun when you drive cab after you eat Louie's discharge.

Jaco Johnson (Jay Roach): Now listen here toots! Jaco want's to break down your god damn house and put up a hotdog stand. You better watch out because he's going to give you his hotdog and it's a big one!

The Jerky Boys Quake Clan is not open for new members. You better watch out because we're Low Ping Bastards and proud of it! Victims with slow connections will get killed just a little faster than everyone else (we don't play favorites). We don't camp but we're known to ambush. Only fools run around with no strategy. The Jerky Boys like to play on The Cave Quake Server (thecave.dyn.ml.org) run by Gollum. The Cave is a well done high bandwidth site so check it out! You're guaranteed to get fraged for your effort.

Come back here Tough Guy!

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	Uncle Freddy (Mike Schriber): You may kill Uncle Freddy but he won't need Kissel's help to beat your head in with a ratchet. His plumbing is leaking and he's pissed. What the hell is taking you people so long? He dosn't have time to waste waiting for people to frag. His rockets will be tearing the ass out of you before you know what's going on!
	Tarbash (Scott Vock): Hello my friend! The Egyptian Magician has a magic trick for you! First he stab you with ax, then he punch his rocket launcher and it fire into your chest. Then he maul you with mountain cat and choke some of your clan members. He's the best!
	Frank Rizzo (Alex Okun): Half his rocket launchers are broken! It's always a problem with you people. He's VERY angry and he'll take it out on you!
	Louie Rocco (Jeff Schriber): Why he do these things to you? You're new to this game and he hit you and curse you. Then you wake up and your pants are unbuttoned. You won't even be able to chew gun when you drive cab after you eat Louie's discharge.
	Jaco Johnson (Jay Roach): Now listen here toots! Jaco want's to break down your god damn house and put up a hotdog stand. You better watch out because he's going to give you his hotdog and it's a big one!